Title: スタジオが油臭いっすわ、神谷さん (Sutajio ga abura kusaissu wa, Kamiya-san/ The studio stinks of oil, Kamiya-san)
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Rating: :D :D :D (3 out of 5 grins)
ATTENTION!!! Important Note: All the translations below are my own (by Arria Cross). All are labelled “rough translation”, as they did not undergo any professional proofreading and/or editing and may lack literal and/or grammatical accuracy. I did my best, however, to convey the atmosphere and context of the conversations in this radio show.
This is the 28th episode of Kamiya Hiroshi (神谷浩史) and Ono Daisuke’s (小野大輔) radio show Dear Girl ~Stories~. They have a new guest in this episode, fellow seiyuu Nakamura Yuuichi (whom you may remember mentioned in episode 24). HiroC & OnoD pondered why Nakamura-san or Yuu-kyan (You can!) as OnoD called him is so popular.
As episode 28 begins, HiroC and OnoD playfully disarranges his name calling him from Nikimura to Nikumaru. Finally, we hear Nakamura-san’s voice as he introduces himself. OnoD then reads the episode’s title, and all of them complain that the studio indeed stinks of oil.
There really isn’t much happening in this episode. The 3 talk a lot, especially in the beginning, where they spend almost the first half of the show talking about their work as seiyuu and about the different characters that they play, including okama. They also talk about Sugita-san and Yasumoto-san who guested in the show before.
Afterwards, HiroC tells Nakamura-san about the Nounai Maker which has been featured back in episode 19 with hilarious results. This time, they try the Soukan Maker where they enter at least two names to determine what kind of relationship these people have with each other. The names entered are Hiroshi (Kamiya), Daisuke (Ono), Yuuichi (Nakamura), Tomokazu (Sugita), and Hiroki (Tomokazu).
HiroC: Upon entering these 5 names into the generator. . .
Nakamura: It’s going to be terrible, isn’t it?
HiroC: Ahaha. . . dreadful things resulted.
Nakamura: When you say it like that, it’s like there’s a crime committed.
HiroC: Dreadful results came out when your name was included. It’s like entering Nakamura’s name is forbidden.
Nakamura: Yes. It’s like I’m the centre of this bad luck.
So here are the results of the Soukan Maker:
Hiroshi x Daisuke
HiroC: But I don’t really know what this “mysterious” is.
Hiroki x Daisuke
HiroC: But what kind of comrades they are is unclear.
HiroC: Next is our previous guest in this show Tomokazu Sugita-kun.
Nakamura: Sugita? Wait a minute. Isn’t Sugita also Mario the Righteous?
HiroC: You know, Sugita-kun, with both me and Yasumoto-kun, he can’t decide whether we are good or evil. (Arria: View episode 19)
Nakamura: So he’s like, “Are you a good guy? Or a bad guy? Grrrrr!”
HiroC: But he’s easy to understand that way. Then in the middle of this, we entered Nakamura Yuuichi’s name. The result is something dreadful.
Hiroshi x Yuuichi
HiroC: Next is my relationship with the rest of you. So my relationship with the other 4 resulted in something very terrible. Everyone, please cover your ears if you’re not able to handle this.
Hiroshi x (Daisuke x Yuuichi x Tomokazu x Hiroki)
HiroC: Lolicon comrades.
OnoD: What the heck is this?
And finally. . .
Nakamura x Daisuke
Before they move on to the first and only corner they do in this episode, HiroC comments that perhaps DGS doesn’t need any more guests. Of course, he said this in his usual sadistic tone (jokingly, I hope).
Finally, they do the Sylph Danwashitsu, the only corner that they technically do in this corner. They introduce a manga titled Makanai Komusume (まかないこむすめ) which has been featured in episode 10 before. In my translation of that episode, I was confused that the cover of the manga shows Kotani Ataru (小谷あたる) as the mangaka while HiroC & OnoD credits a Sajou-sensei for it. Well, this episode finally provides some answers.
Apparently, HiroC & OnoD both misread the mangaka’s name the first time around. It’s not Sajou-sensei but Sachio-sensei. And as for Kotani Ataru, well, please read on.
After reading the synopsis of the manga, they read a Futsuu Story (Ordinary Story; formerly called Nayami Story/Story of Troubles) sent by the mangaka Zachio-sensei. In the letter, the mangaka corrects the host that his/her (I’m not sure) is pronounced Sachio and not Sajou. He/she (I’m not really) then asks the hosts to think of a new pen name that will fit his/her manga better.
Sachio-sensei‘s Letter: . . .Of course, if the new name that you’ll recommend will get approved by Sylph, it will indicate that it’s all thanks to HiroC and OnoD, and. . .Can-D (candy).
Nakamura: Why do I have to be a “D” (like you)?
HiroC & OnoD: AHAHAHAHA!
OnoD: I don’t know, I don’t know.
Nakamura: Just call me “U”. “U”, alright? (for YUUichi).
OnoD: “U” for Yuukyan (for “YOU CAN!”)
Nakamura: Why do I have to a “D” like you?
Nakamura: Why? Why? And my name is not “kyan”!
HiroC: Nakamura-kun, why does it feel like you’ve been always here at the studio? Why is that?
HiroC: Let’s cut this out now. We still have Sachio-sensei‘s request to take care of.
Nakamura: Oh, yes. About Sajio-sensei’s. . .
OnoD: Sajio? Ah, now you’ve done it. It’s Sachio-sensei.
HiroC: So I think the best way to do this is for each one of us to think of a new pen name. So the first one will be from OnoD.
OnoD: Why is that I’m always the first one to do these things every time?
HiroC: Well, that’s because the last time, you sound so excited about being first. I noticed, so I decided to let you go first today. Now, go on!
OnoD: How about Mugihito-san (Straw Man), or maybe Taketora-san (Bamboo Tiger).
HiroC: What the heck are you saying? If he goes with these names, nobody will know it’s him.
OnoD: Uhm. . Hmmm. Pizza.
OnoD: Yes. Pizahito-san (Pizza Man).
HiroC: (trying to talk while laughing) Pizza. . .Sachio-sensei, I’m truly sorry for this.
Nakamura: We’re laughing too much here.
HiroC: Okay, here is my suggestion. Kotani Ataru.
OnoD: Ah! That’s good!
HiroC: Kotani Ataru. (combination of characters from the 3 hosts name)
So you see. I’ve got the answer to my previous confusion. It turns out that it was HiroC who gave the pen name Kotani Ataru to the mangaka of Makanai Komusume. I think that it’s so amazing that the name HiroC thought up to actually be used as a pen name by a mangaka. Wow. As this episode ends, Nakamura-san expresses his desire to return to DGS, next week if possible.
Overall, this episode was fun. I just wished that they did more corner than the Sylph Danwashitsu. But still, I think that the 2 hosts have great chemistry with their guest, Nakamura Yuuichi-san. Like what HiroC observed, it feels like Nakamura-san has been hosting with them for a long time.
I hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did. Listen to a recorded copy of this episode below, which was kindly uploaded by dgs2703. どうもありがとう。
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See you again soon, nee? ヾ(＾∇＾)